13 May 2009
10 May 2009
La la la la la ~~~~~~
I sucks in driving.
Lol! Not really that bad actually. Just because I love to drive fast, and so.... I scored a low mark for my QTI. Hahaha!!! Shyt man! I guess I watched too much of Fast and Furious movies. I don't even brake when I turn to my left side.(Thought of drifting at that moment.. Haha... )
AMOI! You tak mau break ah? Tak suka brek ah? Tak suka tengok kereta ka?
LMAO!! Kick my ass now!
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08 May 2009
You take yourself and your work seriously. You shy away from too much attention - negative publicity is your worst nightmare! Sexuality is a private matter for you, and it's no one else's business. You love to learn, and never let yourself get out of control. You wield a deep appreciation for art, music and literature. You let your silly and quirky side show, but only to your handful of true friends.
Extracted from:Facebook quiz.
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18 April 2009
Wonderful? Hell right! My instinct is never wrong. When it says, "Something is not right." Trust me, nothing will be right.
I woke up at 7 in the morning today. Hm.. As usual, I bathed and cleaned up myself. While I was brushing my teeth, I was wondering where my contact lens were. Shoot! I forgot where I have placed it. So,... you should know what happened next. I almost turned my room upside down just to search for my contact lens. Damn it! It was already 7.45. Yet, I still couldn't find it.The moment I thought of giving up seeking for the lens, I suddenly remembered where I kept it--- MY WARDROBE! =_="
Okay! So, I should head to my school! When I reached there, gosh! The awkwardness.... =_=" I ended up chatting with Mei Er,KY and SL in KD till 8.50. Speaking about the prize giving ceremony,... no offense. But it was really boring. And,... HOT! Actually, our school shouldn't have build a shade two years back. They should spend the money on the renovation of our "historical" hall. Fyuh! The only thing that made me enjoyed was meeting up with my ex-schoolmates-- Jo Lin, Boon Yi, Lee Teng, Kok Yen,Jian Ju, Ashlea, Pei Shan, Sarlini, Mei Yi, Jia Nee, Xing Yi, Lee Ling,...... Not to forget my favourite teacher, Pn Chia. =) After that, Jo Lin and I waited for Boon Yi to drive us to Aeon for ... about 1 hour? Actually, the waiting wasn't the thing that I mattered. The heat was the one that almost drove KY and I "siao".
Next, we girls headed to Aeon to have our lunch in BarBQ Plaza. We took such a long time considering whether we should eat supreme mixed set, or pork set, or chicken set. Haha... Finally, we picked the mixed set. As the result of being small eaters, we didn't manage to finish the meats. Then, we watched... FAST AND FURIOUS 4! Ya! I watched! And I watched it once again. TWICE! Still damn shiok weh! HAHAHA!! Me heart racing~~~
When I reached home, I was surprised that my mom has actually shifted the position of my bed in my room. DAMN DAMN DAMN~~~ Okay. I don't like to express my anger in my blog. So let me just end it here.
Chaoz!
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16 April 2009
It was in my dad's car this morning. I took out my dad's memory card from his phone to put in mine as I have got something to do. (Hard to explain what it is) So, I left his memory card on the car seat. When I wanted to take his memory card to keep it somewhere, the card suddenly slipped off from my hand and went no where. I went searching everywhere in the car. I even dug every possible holes in the car. (Made my nails dirty..) At that time, my dad still didn't know that his memory card was lost. My mom who sat at the back seat also helped me to search for it. After seeking for that silly card for so long, we still couldn't find it. Guess what my mom said.. "What about using a vacuum? Maybe after "voom voom"(means vacuuming) ,the card will be found.. As soon as we reached home, I immediately "helped" my dad to vacuum his car.(Wah.. So "rajin" huh..) Guess what, after i finished vacuuming, I opened the dust box and..... FOUND THE CARD!!
Even though I have found the card, I couldn't put back to my dad's phone as he was out to fetch my sister from somewhere. Unexpectedly, when they came back, they were asking me where the hell the memory card has gone to! ZOMG! My mom and I were staring at each other blankly.
"I was checking out Pa's phone just now. How come no memory card wan?", my sister said.
"Uh.. OWH!! It was with me. In my pocket. (Korek my pants' pocket to get the card.) Nah! Here it is.. ", I answered.
p/s:I can't stop laughing when I thought back of the incident. Lol!!
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12 April 2009
Can I go to college now?
I hate my lifeless life!
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07 April 2009
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02 April 2009
I got to know this guy, named D when I go to amali on Tuesday. Well, I can say knowing him is really an eye-opener. This was my very first time knowing such a weird guy.
First of all, he is of the same age as me. When we started to chat a little, he asked me whether I am scared of him, because he is a freak. I said no (of course). There's something about him that is so different from other guys. He anti-girls. I mean it. He hates little women. He feels that all the girls (of teenage) are liars and playgirls. Well, there's a reason for him to feel that way. He was fooled by girls for FIVE times! Five times okay. Serious case. All I did was trying to tell him that his perception is wrong. C'mon! I don't have any playgirl friends around me. I wonder why is he so unlucky to be fooled by five girls. Maybe he is right. He must be a weak guy last time. As the consequences of being fooled by love, he told himself to become stronger. Yes, he may be stronger physically now. But, I could still sense the brittleness of his heart.
"But everyone is afraid of you and trying to keep a distance from you," I said.
"That's what I want. That's what I hope for. I am invincible and undefeated now!"he replied.
Gawd! Others might assume that he has some mental problem and run away from him. But, I stayed. When he told me about his hatred towards girls and his desperation to learn martial arts(to make him strong,physically), I tried my best to show interest on what he was talking about(even though I was kind of sleepy). Anyway, if you wanna know how defensive he is towards love and relationship, read what he has said below:
If you have a boyfriend, don't kiss him! Don't even let him touch you. OMG! Don't tell me you already hold hands with your BF? I tell you what.. If you ever date with your boyfriend, keep at least 1 metre away from him.. (This was the time I stared at him with one kind.. ONE METRE AWAY? I don't even stand so far away from my opposite gender friends.Well.. He read my expression. I guessed he knew what was in my mind) Well.. Ok ok.. At least, you must keep a distance. Don't lose anything toI don't know whether I should laugh till my jaw drop or I should go mad over him. After chatting for some time, he found out that I am a taekwondo black belt holder. Ops! I shouldn't have let him know. You know why? He went begging me to have a training class for him. Uhh... As I said, he is desperate to learn martial arts. The craziest was that he wanted to kneel down to offer himself as my disciple. No joke okay! My mouth hung opened with shock at that moment. I created so much of lies to turn him down as I really have no idea on how to teach Taekwondo. Phewh! Thank God everything was over. He don't have a cellphone. So, I assume that he will not even contact me anymore. Hahahaha... *evil*him. (I know that.) Anyway, sorry if I am asking something very private but are you still a virgin? (Gawd! *faint*)
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30 March 2009
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn .........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ........................... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ....... , Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world also ah!!!
p/s: I know you are laughing ok! XD
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24 March 2009
Everyone is busy.
Most have started their college. Some are still working. Minority of them are enjoying their holidays. Me? Yesterday, I was still wondering what I will do in the mean time while waiting for my college intake. Today, I found my answer, which is to read and read and read. Without any planning, I went to AEON. Simply just to waste my time. After strolling around for hours, I finally entered Popular Bookstore. Hm... As usual, I went to the CD department first to update myself with the latest albums. Then, I walked to the books department. I was attracted by this book entitled The Rules of Life by Richard Templar. This was my very first time sitting down for hours in a bookstore to read a book. Uhh.. The book was not bad. It was so-called the International Best-Seller. I only managed to read half of it. So, I can't conclude anything yet.
Chao
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20 March 2009
- Played piano from 6.30 am - 8.00am (I wonder if my neighbours were shouting "SHUDDUP" at me. Hahahaha!!!!)
- Changed my blog's template
- Went to collect my sister's oil painting
- Went to PJCAD with Mun Chun. He is gonna study in that institution.
- Watched Korean Drama-"Boys Before Flowers" thru' Mysoju
- Called CW till my credit left RM0.10. (@_____@)"
- Girls' talk with Linda and Jo Lin
- Chatted lamely with Dee Lun till 3 am!!!(To Lun: My gawd! Your expressionless face! *roll on the floor laughing*)
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19 March 2009
Yes it's 3.29am in the morning. Here I am, this insane girl who could not sleep back after waking up. Let me write something funny that happened yesterday.
Soon Teck and I planned to have an outing yesterday. Our plan was supposed to be like this. First, go to my school to certify my certificates.Then go to San Education to get more information about my further studies. And lastly,go to AEON to treat him a lunch. He was supposed to reach my house at 9.30am. Guess what. At 9.50am, my phone with 017 number rang. I felt so disturbed (as I was still sleeping!!!) that I dumped my phone to the end of my bed. (Wow!) After a few seconds, my phone with 016 number rang again. Wait wait wait... Something was not right! I looked at the time- 9.51AM!!!!! Gosh! I quickly picked up my phone and looked. SOON TECK calling! *faint*
(I answered the phone call)
ST: Actually, I wanted to tell you that I just woke up also!
JJ: WHAT?? (rolled on the bed laughing)
After I reached home, I threw myself on my bed and slept. I wasn't really tired but my hands were really painful. FYI, I am currently suffering from cramps on her hands and legs. So, I can't withstand low temperature, cold beverages and long walk. I couldn't even pose a "V" with my hand yesterday. The worst was when I tried to hold a pen, the pen fall off from my hand. ~_~". My parents immediately took me to the specialist again. As expected, I was injected once again. (I had been injected for twice in the camp due to diarrhoea.) The doctor advised me to take calcium tablet everyday (as though I am having osteoporosis). She also gave me some pills to relax my veins. Hm.. I feel much better now.
Okay. For the ones who were so worried of me, thanks ya. I am fine! No kidding! =D
Signing off.
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27 December 2008
It 3.24 in the morning and here I am, blogging once again before I chao for NS.
By 11, I was yawning.
By 12, my jaw almost dropped as I yawned too much.
By 1, I was counting the hours.
By 1.30, I lied on the bed, counting sheeps.
By 2, finally, the message arrived. See. It wasn't easy to wait at all. My first reply was sent with my brain sleeping. My second reply was sent with my eyes sleeping. Haha! I was only awake when I was sending the third reply k.
And it's 3.36 am now! You are sleeping soundly but I can't sleep! Pfth!! I don't wanna faint on the very first day leh... =_="
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26 December 2008
To all my dearest loyal readers, thanks for being supportive of my blog. Yeah, I know you guys will miss me so that much right? LOL! Do take care when I am not around. Please don't spam my cbox! I wanna see my cbox in perfect condition when I am back. Your cooperation is appreciated.
To the people who hate reading my blog, thanks for hating my blog. You guys can take a rest for 75 days. =D
With love♥,
Jessie Lee Joe Jian
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19 December 2008
-Reached Klinik Kesihatan Pandamaran at 7.30am.
-Took the ticket and waited.
-Entered Room 17 to do X-ray at 8.20am.
-Went to the counter and waited.
-Entered Room 8. After the doctor looked at my borang, she asked me to go to Room 12.
-Entered Room 12. The doctor asked me to wait again. The ticket I took was 33. Another 24 people to go. OH MY!
-Waited for hours. Entered Room 12. The doctor checked my eye sight and my blood pressure.Then, he asked me to go to the laboratory to do urine test.
-Went to the laboratory and waited. Then, I did my urine test.
-After that, the nurse asked me to go back to the doctor. I was like,... "Room 8 or Room 12 now?"
-Entered Room 12. The doctor said I should enter Room 8.
-Walked back to Room 8. The doctor stamped her name on the borang and said,... "Okay. Boleh balik sekarang." I looked blankly at her for a few seconds and asked, "I had got back bone injury. Do you have to write some record on the borang." She replied, "Oh.. You fill up yourself la!" MTFK! Then what's the point I came to find you when I actually can fill the blank up myself!?
Room17-Room8-Room12-Lab-Room12-Room8......
*speechless*
This time, I waited for THREE hours. Pfftth!
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18 December 2008
I have no choice but to open a bank account in Agro Bank(I wonder how many of you know about this bank. I changed the name of the bank to I Don't Know Bank). This bank is situated behind RHB bank in Klang. As every single human being in Klang knows, the traffic jam in Klang is RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE! Besides that, most of the roads have been changed to one way roads. So, even though I can see the place that I wanna go is just right in front of me, still, I gotta drive a big round to reach that place. My mother's car was stuck in the jam for 30 minutes. I had to listen to her mumbling and scolding me when I wasn't the one who had caused the jam. Finally,I reached the bank. The bank was so small that there were only three workers in it.They took so long to open a new account for me. (low efficiency) Pfth!
Then, I headed to Klinik Kesihatan Pandaraman which is situated beside the Kompleks Sukan to get my body check up before I leave for NS. Bloody hell!! The clinic was so crowded! I guess there are about 70-100 people there. I am not exaggerating ok! I almost fainted when I saw the ticket that they gave me. There were 50 people to go before me. MAMAMIA! Out of curiosity, I asked the lady beside me, "Why are there so many people here?" This was what she told me. "Oh! One ringgit only marh!!" No wonder la! After waiting there (stupidly) for 2 hours, finally, it was my turn. I entered and showed the doctor my borang kesihatan. I told her that I have got backbone injury. She asked me for the proof. (What the heck. I thought she was the one who was supposed to check that) I told her I didn't go to consult any specialist. Therefore, I don't have any proof. She asked me to... COME AGAIN TOMORROW to do X-ray! I couldn't believe that I actually had smiled to her and said, "Okay.. Esok saya datang lagi ya." *Banging my head on the wall* Another two killing hours! Tidakkkkkkkk.......
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12 December 2008
I supposed to have a gathering with my bestest mates on Thursday. But, everything is ruined now. Somehow, Linda and I are planning for another outing on Wednesday. =)
I am kind of confused when I heard that one of them actually invited another gang of friends there. Yes I know.The more the people, the merrier it is! But when the people are those who you are not even close to, or I should say, you didn't even spoke to them for once, nothing will turn out great. It supposed to be a gathering. My first thought was an outing specially for four of us only. But she totally proved me wrong. After having a long thought, I might not be that angry or disappointed if she only invited another one or two of them. Somehow, she have actually invited a BUNCH of them. Oh my! I could picture my imagination being crashed and broken into pieces. She didn't even tell me about that until I suggested to going Sunway Lagoon instead of Aeon Bukit Tinggi. Once again, "OH MY!" Since last night, I have been thinking over and over again about that. Is it wrong for me to be a lil bit angry and disappointed? Is it wrong for her to invite her gang to come along since that's her last outing?
Hm...
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10 December 2008
-I went in to Jusco, and I came out from Jusco.
-I found a jeans in Giordano. But no size for me.
-I found a jeans in Padini. But my mother didn't like it.
-I found a pair of shoes at Crocs. But they are too expensive.
-I found a dinner dress in Somerset Bay. But my mother said, "So sexy.."
*The conclusion is I did not buy anything. PFFTH!!
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07 December 2008
Okay! Finally I get to update about my day in The One Academy. First of all, I went for a painting competition organized by TOA. The first prize winner will be given RM35K scholarship(which is not even enough to pay for the whole course). The winner of The Best of the Best Prize winner will be awarded RM55K scholarship.
The total expenses on for the Multimedia Design course will be:
Tuition Fees: RM50500
Registration Fees: RM300
Tuition Deposit: RM700
Resource Fees: (3 years) RM2700
Security Deposit: RM500(Refundable)
Graduation Fees: RM700
TOTAL: RM55400 =_="
Besides that, we will have to buy materials (if I were to study there for 3 years, I think I will spend rm7-8K on materials). We have to pay for transportation also. So expensive. This academy is definitely out of my options.
Okay. After the prize giving ceremony, we could go to the exhibition room to look at the winners' work. Expecting for something great from the first prize winner, this was what I see!
1. Don't they want something different? Why do they choose the artwork which is no more creative. It was just a copy and paste from movie.
2. Most of the winners of category B made WALL-E Model. The title was: Make a give from Wall-E to Eve. Why do Wall-E have to do a "WALL-E NO.2" for Eve. It's nothing creative! Those who have cracked their mind, stacked up their pillows for nights to think of something different must have wasted their time and energy.
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03 December 2008
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